i bring bad news chat
some bastard took a bat
and beat up my cat
which was sitting on my front door mat
on my comfy sofa i had sat
when i saw a f**ker that was fat
who beat up my poor cat
so i took action and beat the f**kers ass with my bat
i made sure to destroy his hat
as that idiot ran away i gave my kitty a head pat
the cops had taken the abusive rat
bastards real name was matt
and he said he beat my cuz of his sister nat
so i asked him where his brain at
and idiot looked at me and said what