Eagle

Food

i wish i was her.

You want the eagle to take you away?

maybe...

im fiine, as long as i have my phone so i can talk to

HIM

Who?

"him".

im not allowed to say his name. he only permits a specific group of people know its him

Uhh…

i'd tell you, but hes waiting for the right time to reveal himself

Oh okay

*shoots down eagle*

Noooo don’t hurt him

I protec goob

Nooo the eagle won’t hurt her, I promise

Protec goob

Pls don’t hurt my eagle

NOOOO CATGIRL

Don’t worry, she’ll be okay

Oh okay

The eagle won’t harm her

Really?

Yeah I would know, I raised the eagle

Oh cool

He also took me away… now there’s no one to stop Joel’s murder sprees

Get him in handcuffs or smth

I can’t

Why not

He’ll escape