(cue jumper from geometry dash)
1. i will remove all other owners to create a dictatorship of myself i mean the users
2. to promote inclusivity, i will reinstate the gender rule (intentionally misgendering other users warrants an indefinite ban)
3. because its funny
4. i will ban posts i dont find funny
5. politics i dont agree with will be disapproved and the poster will be indefinitely banned
6. i will do joke bans because its funny
7. i forgot number 7
8. I will remove all mods, including myself and allow all posting mysteriously 8 months after getting owner
9. i want to have owner
10. no homophobia rule will be reimplemented
11. i will barely make any mod decisions just to remain as the sole owner
12. i will incite dramas and flame wars
13. as ive been here since 2020, my account age obviously means i am a perfect candidate
13. i will try to gain the users trust and get a decent number of people to meatride me and defend me with their accounts
14. im morally superior
15. i will post illegal content in the discord server
16. i will post borderline porn and get mad when people call me out for it
17. reposts/upvote begging will be banned
thanks for watching, make sure to vouch for me or i will ban you when i get owner :3