Autistic chad; "Gangstah" virgin; -has good humor
-makes good memes
-has few but real friends
-has good music taste
-probably even has a girlfriend
-even if not is a cool guy
-intelligent
-incredibly advanced speech
(etc...); -thinks he's funny
-is "friends" w/ everyone
-listens to crap music
-has probably never spoken to any female except his mother