WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DO NOT HAVE KIDS I WILL USE THIS QUOTE NOW:; "THE REASON WHY I DON’T HAVE KIDS, BECAUSE I SPENT THE LAST 25 YEARS RAISING YOURS. FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS I’VE BEEN A BETTER PARENT TO YOUR KIDS THAN YOU COULD EVER BE. THAT’S RIGHT KID, YOUR DAD’S A LOSER. THAT’S WHY, I’VE BEEN POLICING BRATS FOR A QUARTER A CENTURY." -JOHN CENA