Radium and Sally temp

I mean you're kinda not wrong, and yes ik this is a joke but imma go all science nerd either way

So, your cells actually don't attack good bacterium or harmless viruses that attack bacteria only, they only begin attacking once several human cells have been attacked

Also, viruses and bacters aren't evil, they're simply tryna survive

but they started the fight

True

It's self defense

said every police officer ever