Surely none of those adorable turtles would kill us, right? :D

f**kin mine turtle

Mineturtle:"Hello!" :D

"Hello" proceeds to nuke an area

Maybe I was wrong...

yes

this would take off your fingies

or your pingas

NOT YOUR DICK

"Say ah" ahh turtle.

bros like:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hello!

*KA BOOM*

blastoise I choose you https://i.imgflip.com/9s1oog.jpg

Only in Minecraft everywhere else you die

Mine turtle will f**king kill you

HELLO

Oh no! OH NO! OH NO!!!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hello :D
phew it just a talking turtle...
wait talkin-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
-mine turtle in a nutshell(turtle shell)

Mine turtle's on the prowl, llama whipping by
Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie

ASDF: THE BEST CARTOON TOMSKA HAS EVER PRODUCED. WHEN IS ASDF 16? PLEASE RELEASE THIS NOW.

it's ASDF MOVIE

oh. thanks for the mistake. ASDF MOVIE 16: WHEN WILL IT RELEASE?

no problem

"Mine Turtle I Choose you!"

Mine Turtle:"Hello!" :D

lol

Mine Turtle:"Hello!" :D

the mine turtle would explode

HE IS THE MINE TURBLE

Mine Turtles are d3adly

One of these things is not like the others. Upper right isn't a turtle, it's an armadillo.

I thought it was a Turtle. Sorry, my bad.

Nothing to apologize for, looking at his face, it does look pretty turtle-y

hello 💣🐢

The whole right side would

um the one in the top right corner is an armadillo

My bad. :(

hello

theres only 1 turtle to kill us all
browser aka bowser