Low Quality Barfing Turtle

I'M 32-BIT. I'M THE IMGFLIP USER WHO CREATED MODBOT. YEAH. THE FUNNY BOT THAT PEES IN PEOPLE'S ASSES. OR SO THEY THOUGHT. MODBOT ISN'T REALLY A BOT, YKNOW. IT ALL BEGAN ONE DAY WHEN I HAD AN IDEA TO CREATE AN AUTOMATED "MACHINE" TO MODERATE MSMG. BUT THEN AGAIN, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POWER OR RESOURCES TO SIMPLY CREATE A MACHINE LIKE THAT. SO I SET OUT TO FIND SOME CHEAP STUFF. I WENT ON THE DARK WEB AND FOUND SOME CHEAP CHINESE WORKERS AND BOUGHT THEM SOME SUSPICIOUS GUY IN A VAN DELIVERED THEM ALL BRUISED UP BUT EH I DIDN'T CARE I THREW THEM IN MY BASEMENT AND STARTED TO CREATE MODBOT. I COMMANDED THE WORKERS TO OPERATE MODBOT 24/7 AND THEY WERE VERY COOPERATIVE. AFTER THAT, MODBOT WENT ONLINE, AND MSMG LOVED MY INVENTION. YET THEY STILL DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A COLLECTION OF SLAVES IN MY BASEMENT