Ah, it seems I must chastise you all for declaring my ban—rendered for naught but fanciful whims—which you deem “good” or “deserved,” solely on account of your marked disfavor toward me! Pray, had I been graced with your affection, I could have perpetrated the most ghastly, diabolical, and utterly inhumane acts conceivable, and yet you would have insisted my ban was indeed unwarranted! Your bias is glaring, and I daresay, quite shocking!