"I'm so lonely. All the other zombies are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I'm crazy. They send me from house to house commiting atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I'm a victim of my own success. Zombie. I don't even get a real name. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in all of Neighborville would care. Take it to your brains."
