Bro is actually the straightest person alive (I would walk on this because I'm bi)

Sliding up a pole to beat the gay allegations is not beating the pole allegations. What are you on a pole for? To impress other men?

Someone should tell him that he's technically pole dancing and watch him writhe in agony

id walk up them

why am I laughing so much

i- I cant stop
aaaaaaah 💀

Real bis have one foot on the stairs one foot on the pole

TRUEEE