flat stanley❌
flat crabley✅

This is highly inaccurate
There would be lobsters, not crabs

in the time of colonial america lobsters were anything but a delicacy

the shit was everywhere and dirt cheap so they fed it to PRISONERS 😭😭😭

Lobsters are basically a currency in New England, especially on the coast and in Boston Harbor

i want to f**king go anywhere except the us

like f**king take me to Germany or even Australia, something like that just get me out of here

Real
I just want New England to secede from the US and I’ll be just fine

just let the whole country split into states or regions, trump is practically trying to make people’s lives worse unless they’re a white male christian american republican or russian