EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT 'I STOOD UP TOO FAST' OR 'I RUBBED MY EYES TOO HARD AND NOW I SAW THIS!!!'; CREDIT GOES TO IVAN SEAL BTW, I DID NOT MAKE THIS PHOTO; WHY DOES NOBODY EVER TALK ABOUT LOOKING DOWN TOO FAST AND ALMOST F*CKING SNAPPING YOUR SPINAL CORD IN HALF?!!