What are you wearing NOW?

Spongebob's powers.

That one episode where spongebob unravels the universe into a single piece of string.

Y'all are DOOMED.

Sounds more like Thanos

spongebob

What you wearing?

red

Fire

no fire

just red

Also spongebob is numb to pain plus he's practically immortal
And also I can make some damn good krabby patties

precisely my powers

Yum! Sound delicious!

white camo shirt

CAMOFLAUGE!

you can't see me

I’m wearing GIR onesie soo

So you have every ability that Gir has

Let’s see…

ADHD (already had that)
Being a silly goober (already had that)
Being a robot from space (already had that)

Holy shit I’m him

im spongebob

mario

WAHOO!