Fire

Your sacrifice wasn't exactly worth it but it was worth a try

wait is my mod gone

no

No but it prolly will be

I will be yo lawyer if it does get removed

you will be the better call saul to my bronkin bad

Bet

better caul sall but with skatez in stread of saul

Better call skatez

Btw if skatez was a lawyer she'd accidentally get her client into public execution (skatez is dumb ASF)

but what if
sunglasses
sunglasses always fix being stupid

Then skatez becomes

yeah
perfect lawyer
"he has been accused of murder"
"nuh uh, case closed"

"I DECLARE MIKE HAWK GUILTY!"

"oh god I'm gonna get publicly executed"

"Your honor, NUH UH! no he ain't! This squiddo has all the evidence that he's not guilty, all I gotta say is 'NUH UH!' and he's a free bird!"

"Public execution for both of you"

"See? That ain't so bad!"

"I'M GONNA DIE!!!"

its the same for blobie too
"I DECLARE BEN DOVER GUILTY"

"HE DID IT FOR THE VINE, YOUR HONOR. AND ALSO, YOU GOT THEM FAKE JORDANS."

Lmao

extremely based youve been promoted to head chef