Yet another Chopin template ough

And my brother said
“I wanna your cum”

Wtf

And my sister said “Did you donate the oil yet?

.

I’m kidding, I made up the quote
And by oil I mean COOKING oil not baby oil!

Ok

WHAT

How old is he

10

Mine is 5

Wtf

Yeah

Idk which one is worse

But my younger sisters (triplets, I’m a twin) are almost 12, so I’m good

Ok

Younger ones because of the brain rot apocalypse

My brother obvi

Yeah cuz he younger

Clearly

I get it, siblings are HARD!

😐

Dude

My brother once asked my dick length and if he could measure it for me 😭

HOW OLD IS HE

26 but he was 24 when he asked that

And you were?

29

Did you fr believe me again

Yes, but when you pulled out the "29" i knew i didnt

I don't actually have a brother

Alr

Stream dead is

Damn

...yes.

The question wasnt directed at you

ik bid

Bid

but i did

Ok

Add a joke

tf

Ikr

weird ass brother

Ik

send him to military camp

No