It's midnight; An armed illegal intruder gets inside my house. What should I do? Illegal intruder is a racist, misogynistic, Islamophobic and homophobic slur. You must address him as undocumented guest. You're a Zionist landlord. He's an oppressed victim of capitalist white patriarchy. You being an oppressor should let him in and give him what he want. Don't be a bigot. If you have any wife or daughter you must give them away. That's the progressive way forward to inclusivity and diversity. Don't be far-right or I'll have you arrested. @darking2jarlie; Shoot him! Grab him by the puss.