My top 10 favorite excuses people use when they know they've lost the argument:
1. "Yap"
2. "Ratio"
3. "Aren't you the guy who ____"
4. "Die"
5. Suicide encouragement
6. Slurs
7. Gross misinterpretation of the other person's words
8. Accusing the other person of being a little kid
9. "Yeah okay but you like (insert media the person doesnt like)"
10. "Not reading all that"