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Satanist me is back baby. And I know who the real villain of the Bible is. (It’s Jesus btw).

Satanist me is back baby. And I know who the real villain of the Bible is. (It’s Jesus btw). | God: hey Ben Hit your younger brother I promise it’s worth I…; ME A SATANIST WHO NO LONGER WORSHIPS THAT FATASS | image tagged in shut,satanism,god,memes,dark humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
104 views Made by Benjisfnafworld 4 weeks ago in fun
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1 up, 4w
Connery Shotgun | ACTUALLY ITS SATAN WHO'S THE VILLAIN, STUPID-ASS, NOT JESUS NOW STOP BEING A SAPPY BITCH AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR THIS WORLD AND GET TH | image tagged in connery shotgun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 4w
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everyone downvote this meme
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you think you are more powerful than the Lord well you're not him, bro
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also, when the f*** did God ever tell anybody to hit their younger brother
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I don't know, but he did tell a guy to kill his son AND committed mass homocide so there's that
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he did WHAT!? nah, I don't believe it
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He basically told Abraham, “go cook your son for me!” (Isaac didn’t end up being a human steak but still).
And a bit later he killed every firstborn son in Egypt.
Does that not count as homicide?!
Bro literally went against his own morals.
He did not have to kill people, nobody was forcing him to do so, but he made that choice.
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I still worship God
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and you cannot stop me
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ok
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ok 👍
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Yo, there's a stream for dark humor you can post this on, here's the link
imgflip.com/m/Dark_humour
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your welcome ^w^
people there won't yell at you as much
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okay, and?
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Is it jesus or is is the one who made jesus in the first place
just saying
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what are you talking about?
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God: hey Ben Hit your younger brother I promise it’s worth I…; ME A SATANIST WHO NO LONGER WORSHIPS THAT FATASS