His name is phillip now. Now headcanon this dead son of a bitch

Big fan of house MD

Doesn't know what that is

Funny medical drama show

I know I love that show
Phillip doesn't know what it is

Damn.

He's been dead for a long time

Ok here's a new one:

If you showed him the chicken jockey meme he would literally explode

Also he had the Ghostbusters called on him atleast once

Canon LMAOO

Yay

died from being torn apart by wild animals

He actually died from hypothermia

Oh

As a child, he thought all trees were gay

No (LMAO WHAT)

Idk 💀 😭

Sewage diver

Eh..

You saw nothing.
Hair tastes like peppermint

Huh???

I made a typo when making my comment and then hit enter too early, resulting in me saying "hair rSte" and nothing else
I deleted that
Yoy saw nothing 👺👺👺

I actually didn't see anything

Good
Anyway my headcanon is that his hair tastes like peppermint for no reason

I don't think so

💔

He had a wheat allergy

Sure