TRADE WORKERS RECRUITING:; MOST CORPORATE JOBS RECRUITING:; MUST BE ALIVE, PERSONAL SAFETY AND BASIC TOOL KNOWLEDGE, AND CAN HANDLE "DIRTY" HAZARDOUS SITUATION CALMLY. OPTIONAL: COLLEGE EDUCATION. EVEN WITH A STELLAR RESUME, WE CAN'T RECRUIT YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY, A FAMILY MEMBER IN THIS JOB, OR 4+ EXPERIENCE IN A 5 MONTH OLD PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE