Professor Shitpost's smash or pass

pass that’s a married person (i think) plus there’s a thing called pedophilia

That’s Ash’s Mom I’d be very concerned if an underage chick was married with a 10 y/o

ash has a dad too dumbass

SHE ISN'T MARRIED

how the f**k do you know

cuz she doesn't wear a wedding ring

maybe she took it off since ash’s dad is never seen in the movie

maybe

plus my point about pedophilia still stands

a woman who’s probably 27 - 30 years old is NOT getting smashed by a 13 year old.