My mom: "Any 19-year-old who needs to say
'What part of I'm a grown-ass man now do you not understand?
So get off my ass for a change'
is not a real man."
Me: "Any 40-year-old who needs to yell 'I...am...an...ADULT!
And you WILL respect me!'
has yet to be 18 mentally and not just physically."; MY MOM: