GO TO THE MINECRAFT MOVIE. GRAB A FOUR YEAR OLD CHILD AND SCREAM "CHICKEN JOCKEY" WHILE GLUING A LIVE CHICKEN TO HIS FACE AND THROWING HIM. SAY "FLINT AND STEEL" WHILE LIGHTING HIM ON FIRE. THEN YELL "WATER BUCKET, RELEASE!" AND DUMP A GALLON OF WATER ON HIM TO PUT OUT THE FIRE. WHILE SINGING SINGING "STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN" DUMP LAVA ON HIM, WHICH WILL BURN THE CHICKEN FROM EARLIER TO A CRISP. ENJOY YOUR FRIED CHICKEN. OPEN A PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD AND PUT THE CHILD IN WHILE SHOUTING "THE NETHER" THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF IT.