M-Class 004: Tentacloid
Danger Level: Medium
Population: 1
In our defense, we were pretty high when we were making this thing. It's kind of a robot slime human squid thingy. It's currently in containment, but if it's to ever breach containment, act completely calm. Any sense of fear sends Tentacloid into a panic, which causes it to fire off its lasers. Just call [Redacted] and we'll come pick it up.