Venus hath shat herself

Inkmatas: Hey mom! Am I adopted?

Rea: *easily disputes due to being a political leader*

Rea: well uh-

Inkmatas: Am I?

Rea: …based on the fact that I believe I've met your father before, yes

Inkmatas: Oh… well this guy named Pat Bale who is also 30 years old is trying frame me for burning his mansion down because he dyed the flames yellow green

Rea: *pissed* ill take care of him.

Inkmatas: Thank you mom!

Rea: *zooms off*

*Nanomachine vs Nature fight*

Rea: *kicks ass*

*Legal team frames Rea for assault with deadly magic*

Rizu: why do you put up with milo

Rizu is my oc stupid-

I’m asking her dumbass

Oh
Rizu: yes.

Milo: mom I created a rift in space time continuum 🥺

Rizu: awww such a goober

To anyone really, got any first crushes?

Amber: oh, plenty

tell me them.

anyone else wanna answer?

Amber: *listing out some boys names from elementary school*
Future Ethan: …

wow. that's a lot-

Really, Future Ethan? It's Max, right?

Amber: yeaaah…
Feth: …maybe-

Huh… No girls for either of you?

Feth: I've dated girls before, dude-
Amber: Fym

I doubt that, Eth

You know what I mean, Amber

(he has)
Amber: why would I have a crush on girls

ong do i need to show you that f**king picture with Atlas again?

Amber: ever heard of fanart?

Venus I-

Wait she's my oc uh...

Amber how high of an altitude can you fly before you freeze

Amber: same as anyone else, 8,000 ft

HAH! I CAN GO EIGHT THOUSAND AND ONE! TRY TO BE

Amber: oh, really? *picks up and flies all the way up there*

Hey sorry I just got out of the ice what year is it

Amber: everyone you know is dead.

But you're here

Amber: uh huh

Who followed me

What

Who followed me

How should I know

Oren:

Oren: I'm 1934 pts yay

max, how was the beatdown

Max: *pained* I don't wanna talk about it-

ha coward

Max: >:(
Do you want to be dangled over a portal that goes to hell with your innards

maybe

Max: that's it
I'm neutering you

what

Max: *gets his scythe*

ay no no-

Max: *slices balls off*

A

Max: haha