Professor Shitpost's smash or pass

Hard pass

Hyper pass

easiest pass of my life

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Hard pass for multiple reasons:

I’m not gay, I’m asexual.

I ain’t f**king a TURTLE, that’s zoophilia.

I ain’t going to smash a fat f**k in the first place either.

Is that fat shaming I hear

Is not.

Ok

I’m just stating facts, this game is called “Smash Or Pass” for a reason.