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I usually put it in layman's terms, but the worse it is the more specific I'm gonna be, but once it's doctor shit then I can't

I usually put it in layman's terms, but the worse it is the more specific I'm gonna be, but once it's doctor shit then I can't | If anyone on msmg has a small injury that's not emergency room shit I can actually tell you how to D.I.Y it to save money because Americans don't have free healthcare | image tagged in ball | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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My finger got cut off what do I do
0 ups, 8h
disinfect, tightly wrap with gauze, tourniquet, and but the finger on ice

Then find help
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If my dog scratches me (not seriously but enough to leave a mark that my parents will notice) WHAT DO I DO
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It depends, if it's obvious it was a dog scratch you can tell them even if you have a history of self harm.

However if it's bleeding, bandage that shit up with some gauze or toilet paper and then tell them
0 ups, 8h
aight then
I don't really hurt myself but I don't know why I just feel like I can't tell them if I get hurt 😭
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Wash it, alcohol, bandaid
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i just cut my fingrr what do i do
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Depends

If it's small, bandaid or toilet paper + tape

If it's bleeding, disinfect that shit and then use gauze / tp+ tape
0 ups, 8h,
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i mean my fing came off , how do i reconnect it
1 up, 8h,
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You can't, disinfect, tightly wrap with gauze, tourniquet, and but the finger on ice
1 up, 8h
And then seek help
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Oh man..................... is a finger compatible with bluetooth tho?
0 ups, 8h,
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No, seek help
0 ups, 8h
alight
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If anyone on msmg has a small injury that's not emergency room shit I can actually tell you how to D.I.Y it to save money because Americans don't have free healthcare