They got me...

The vampires did indeed get you

They took TWO VILES
AND THEY TOOK MY PISS-

*Vials

Ouch

look I'm still half-traumatized from the friggin needle
IT WAS 2 AND A HALF INCHES
also somehow I shrunk quarter of an inch-

I understand the pain (Imagine if that shit was attached to a PUMP)

Midget

I went from 5'1" and 3/4 to 5'1" and 1/2-

If you lose any more, you'll legally qualify as a dwarf.

AWWW MAN-
well ig Demias' claim of shortie is valid now-

Invest in an axe

Or a hammer. A big one.

HAMMERRRR

I don't get it

The thing with antivirus where they kept taking his blood

oh no