Jack Black is the leader of the Spanish mafia, which features an insomniac, a twink, a mentally broken woman, and devil may cry 5. He has the soul of Kratos sealed inside him and it gives him ways to “peacefully protest” better.
Jack Black has 2 modes, autistic mode and racist mode. Autistic mode is his vanilla mode where he has 3 techniques. The cha cha slide where he harnesses the power of DJ Casper to “slide to the left”, the gloves that make him punch really REALLY hard and turns him into the last airbender, and his newest one, the master sword if it was on steroids. These three base abilities make it really easy for Jack Black to beat children and really hard for me to write interesting fight scenes, please help me.
Racist mode instantly wins the battle
Jablinski games also has a no no square where he can’t touch his essence or Kratos bites your arm off, and immunity to being told to do things like every teen in their edgy phase.
Another thing I neglected to mention is he can go even further beyond and become super Tenacious D thanks to the hot insomniac woman. This serves no purpose other than being cool.
He can also use reverse curse technique and cure his scoliosis. However he cannot cure his disability of his IQ being too high.
What the f**k am I doing in life I spent time thinking about this.
