canon bardock

POV: 5 yr old me

You should still go see a doctor, because while going to the doctor may seem scary, they just want to help you

Yeah tell that to the doctor that didnt help me

Why didn’t they help you?

Evvil

Are you sure that you didn’t just make it difficult for them to help you?

I was trying to attack them

WELL NO SHIT THEY DIDN'T HELP YOU IF YOU WERE TRYING TO ATTACK THEM😭 HOW F**KING STUPID ARE YOU

they were trying to inject me with something and i didnt know what it was. ive watched enough horror movies to know what poison and heroine is.

there's something called asking... holy shit I have never met somebody this stupid

There's something called. a block button

I'M SO COOKED💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀; I HAVE A 0.6 GPA, MY BRAIN READS THINGS IN A GOKU VOICE, IM ADOPTING VEGETA'S PERSONALITY, MY BRAIN HAS DAYDREAMS AND SEXUAL FANTASIES IN A NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON VOICE, THERE ARE OVER 9,000 WORDS WHICH I CANNOT LOOK AT THE SAME WITHOUT LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECAUSE OF BRAINROT, AND I JUST SPENT ALL OF SCHOOL LUNCH MAKING SEVERAL SUBSPACE TRIPMINES OUT OF APPLES INSTEAD OF DOING MY 82 MISSING ASSIGNMENTS

Fella who said anything about that😭

So you WERE making it difficult for them to help you

they were trying to inject me with something and i didnt know what it was

Well, it was probably something that can help you

keyword PROBABLY

No, it can help you probably, and there is NO keyword

probably means theres a chance it doesnt

Anasthesia may help

What a little bitch

or you are just attention seeking

Wrong