copypasta for 10k celeb (I am just spitting random shit off the top of my head)
"I was 6 when I got my first pet. I loved this hamster. a lot. Remember I was 6 so ive changed by now
I let the hamster out of the cage a lot, and kept it well fed. He'd climb up my arm and I'd grab him and put him back in the cage when he did that
I shouldn't have let that hamster learn how to climb. It climbed up my lamp and jumped off the top, its little skull broke into pieces.
TLDR; hamster commited self death."