Long paragraphs on irrelevant topics are corny because they often feel like filler, adding no real value to the conversation or content. When someone rambles for too long without getting to the point, it can come across as trying too hard to sound smart or deep. Instead of being impressive, it feels like they’re just wasting space and time. People appreciate clarity, relevance, and conciseness, especially in a world where attention spans are short. Dragging out a simple idea into a long-winded paragraph can make the writer or speaker seem out of touch or unaware of their audience. It also shows a lack of focus—like they’re more interested in hearing themselves talk than actually communicating something meaningful. It’s especially frustrating when these long tangents have nothing to do with the main topic, because it distracts from what actually matters. Instead of being memorable, they become forgettable, buried in unnecessary words. The worst part is, sometimes people do it thinking it makes them sound philosophical or artistic, when really it just comes off as forced. At the end of the day, if you don’t have something relevant to say, it’s better to keep it short—or not say it at all.
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