five-pebbles announcement temp

a manifesto on how you will drive stink bugs to extinction. (dont ask)

I will eradicate the stink bug.
This foul insect has been the bane of my existence for simply too long, and I am going to put an end to the entire species as a result. I do not yet know the means of which I will achieve such a feat, but every decision I make will be in direct opposition to that of the stink bug species.
As such I will hurt anyone that comes between me and this goal. Do not resist.

Yes. YESS. F**king stink bug got in my room, I flicked it off my laptop, it farted ALL OVER MY HANDS, and died in my blanket.