Minecraft movie hooligans getting too wild

Me When I say "Water Bucket, Release!" and piss at everybody in the audience

me when i scream "nether portal" and summon satan

Me when I hear chicken jockey and I bring in a chicken and infect a toddler with zombie virus and put the zombie on the chicken

me when i say " l l l lava cha cha cha chicken, steve's lava chicken ye its tasty as hell" and i casually grab a chicken and throw it into the worlds hottest volcanoe:

what are you talking about. i saw it last week and when it said chicken jockey everyone quoted chicken jockey and the wildest thing was one kid shouted "ChIcKeN jOcKeY"

Me when I yell ender pearl and start throwing rocks at the minimum wage theater employees

Me

The $7.21 an hour movie theater employee looking at the 14 flying nails and shrapnel about to impale him in the face after I let go of the dead man's switch bomb after Steve said "Release!"

Bruh the mess people make while watching the Minecraft movie at the local movie theater I work at made me want to cry

Me when I say "Water bucket release!" and pour my XXXXL soda on the cinema worker's head