ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WENT SHOPPING WITH HER PARENTS AT THEIR LOCAL IKEA OUTLET; THE THREE OF THEM WENT IN, BUT AFTER A FRUITLESS SEARCH FOR THEIR MISSING DAUGHTER ONLY TWO RETURNED HOME; LEGEND HAS IT THAT IF YOU ARE REALLY QUIET, YOU CAN STILL HER SCREAMS AS SHE IS BEING TURNED INTO A PEICE OF FURNITURE TO BE DISPLAYED
