:)

FTL teleportation

Each time you use this power, you become slightly smarter though the odds of becoming a vore viewing addict increases.

I'm obviously still taking that

teleporting dirty forks into peoples sinks after they just finish cleaning dishes

You gain one second of life per ten forks.

wait, if i use it on everyone in the world at once i would be able to obtain thousands of years

NOOOO

It’s a cruel world out there.

did the math:
if i mess with everyone once per day i would theoretically gain over 10000 years of life per year

how about teleportation, mindreading, all powers

Each time that you use a superpower, the more likely you are to become a voreist.

ok, but then i'd be stupid by then

No.

then i got the wrong definition, given by my mother

Yeah, vore is something else entirely.

yeah thx

Have knowledge of future events affecting my life exactly 20 hours, 23 minutes, and 45 seconds before they occur.

You become more paranoid each day.

the ability to fly by the power of explosive diarhea

You need to at least have 2 liters of water or more on standby.

I can create fire lyrics and music that can get me millions of dollars and can get the girls i love love me for who i am and not for what i have (i wonder what you boutta put duh)

Every 50 million dollars per 100 million, you must donate it to charity.

The ladies will be more attached to you and more dominant than you per 125 million.

Every 500 million, you become more lustful.

OK DAYUM I PASS

Ruthless, I am.

I mean, now that I'm thinking....It's kinda fair ngl.... I just have to keep my earning under 100 million

I don't pass actually

Again, it’s the amount in total.

Ah f**k...

Time freeze

Your power has a 50/50 chance of working on the first attempt.

So like, I have to do it twice every time?

It’s like a coin flip.

Okay, I can do that.

LETS GO GAMBLING