Uhhhh the universe is against me

Yeah I can't f**king be feminine no way

Bad girl 😔

but like I fr don't look like I can be feminine 9k4rtq.jpg (click to show)

-no beard
-cute face
-cute personality
-Juicy 😋

Fym juicy

You're a virgin right?

No

Not for long

Are you gonna turn me into a virgin

Yes

That's crazy 😭

No it's not

Oh hi TGP how are you

u look like the actor that played Jeffery Dahmer in the Netflix series

Fr? Fr ong?

me too, my legs are too hairy

Pluck em

nah it's too cold outside

It's gonna be shorts weather next week where I live!

It should be warmer as long as we don't get another tornado for the third time this year

Tornado?

yeah we have had a few tornados and lost power multiple times and a lot of rain right after so it's staying in the 50s

The power lines and businesses near were absolutely trashed

Oh

Yeah but it should be warm so I might

yeah i might kms after seeing this great job chat

I wish I could look like that 🥀

-thicc thighs
-non functional pp
-bigg gyatt
-milkers

-don't have
-Mine is functional
-all of my fat goes to my ass 🥀
-I'm a dude