YOUR HONOR, I WAS MINDJACKED BY STEAM SUPPORT INTO INJECTING A LAWN MOWER. I WAS NOT INFORMED OF THIS RISK WHEN USING VALVE'S PERSONALITY EDITING HEADSETS. THE VALVE TERMS OF SERVICE CLEARLY STATE YOU DO NOT OWN THE SOFTWARE YOU PURCHASE FROM THEM. THAT INCLUDES THE THOUGHTS VALVE'S PERSONALITY EDITING HEADSETS RUN IN YOUR MIND. THE DOJ WILL NOT BE INVESTIGATING VALVE BASED ON YOUR COMPLAINT. ENJOY RUNNING NAKED THROUGH FORESTS, AND REMEMBER THAT YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY.