grow to 5'7.75 do karate become a stunt double get good at it look like tom cruise become his stunt double learn 100 digits of pi impress tom cruise become friends with him replace his toilet with a fake one that doesnt flush run out of his house yelling "I STOLE TOM CRUISES PISS I CAN FINALLY CLEAR EPSILON" then post a picture on imgflip on a stream called "taking a picture of tom cruises piss every day until the heat death of the universe"
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