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*Philly drives off in the Jet-Ski, looking back to realise they were swimming by to shore. His anger fills to the top as he was thinking of turning around to run them over but his phone rang, turning his anger off. He checks to see who was ringing him at this sort of time, it was someone that was formed as a local authority. He was a bit confused but goes to answer, leaning the phone next to his ear*

Philly: hello hello, why the hell are you calling me?

Local Authority: well we’re calling you to form that your child Asuna is gonna be confiscated to our orphanage.

Philly: *he froze, a tear shed down him. His grip on the steering wheel tightened* you can f**king do tha-

Local Authority: actually we can. You see the many reasons we’re sending your child to the orphanage are stuff like Abandonment, Lack of Parental Capacity, Parental Substance Abuse or Addiction and Risk of Significant Harm.

Philly: *grippers the steering wheel more* that’s my only family member I ha-

Local Authority: *laughs* wow, so now you’re worried about your child? Well why did your child feel abandoned from you? No wonder your wife died

*The Authority hangs up on Philly, he snaps furiously, breaking off the steering wheel and slamming it down the water. He crushes his phone into pieces, chucking it all into the water. He leaped out of the Jet-Ski, swimming to shore so he can take back revenge from those two people that took the Emerald. He notices the train leaving out, only snapping him more. He lets out a fit of rage, screaming as much as he can. A crowd was looking at him, recording him, chuckling at him. Suddenly, he disappeared, leaving no trace out*
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*Philly appears in his master’s office, still screaming in a fit of rage, his master calmed him down, only just stopping his shouts*

Master: well that was some random crash out I never expected in my life. Did you get the Jelly-Filled Diamond?

Philly: *he shouts at him* NO THE F**K I DIDN’T! SOME RANDOM F**KERS NABBED IT OFF WITHOUT A TRACE!

Master: now I don’t think you can raise your voice at-

Philly: SHUT UP! *he slammed his hand into his desk* I HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF WHAT’S HAPPENING INTO MY LIFE!

*the silence was loud, the loudness was silent. It cuts to the outside of the headquarters Philly was working for, chucked out of the building. He looked back before running off to the forest, having enough of the world. As he entered the forest, Philly was developing into the environment of nature*

Philly: *looks around for the first time* you know what. I can be able to live in here other than the city, it reminds me of my loss as of now.

*His luck was starting to spring up, he has everything to basically live in. He plucked out wild berries, mushrooms, edible plants and nuts for food. He licked the fresh river as water, even crafting a little shelter for himself. Starting to sleep in the outside for the first time*

Philly: *he yawns* welp, time to hit the hay, or should I say “wood”? Hahahahah… yep *he slowly falls asleep*

*As days passed by, he was staring to get more into the nature, orange wolf ears were growing, his human instincts becoming more wolf than man. He now walks on four, he now mates with other wolves, he now barks and howl like a wolf. Life was good, for him I suppose…*
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*it cuts to Aiden and Sophiea, inside their spy headquarters. Sat nearby the bar*

Aiden: hi Soph, how was last night? *he sips his drink*

Sophiea: it was infuriating, I had to use the Neuralyzer on my Tyler.

Aiden: don’t worry, I also did the same on my Jasmine

Sophiea: times like those, can be hard. Like very hard.

*the two notice their boss appear with gleam. They both show off their gleam for their boss*

Boss: hello Aiden and Sophiea, my little Cinnamon Rolls.

*Aiden and Sophiea rolled their eyes, saying at the same time*

Aiden and Sophiea: we’re not a married couple, we have our own married couple

Boss: *he chuckles* I can’t help it, you just look good together. Anyways, thank you for the Jelly-Filled Emerald. You get to take a vacation for the
Easter Holidays.

*Aiden and Sophiea lightens up, both hugging the boss with full of thankfulness*

Aiden and Sophiea: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

*the boss tried pulling back but their grip was too strong. He rubbed the back of his head, letting out a nervous laugh. The workers all laughed at the scene*
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*Aiden and Sophiea rushed to their respective home, announcing the news right away to their respective couple*

Aiden: HONEY! WE’RE GOING TO AKIHABARA FOR THE SPRING!

Jasmine: *she looks up in complete shock* Anime Land?!

Aiden: *he nodded vividly* ANIME LAND!

*they two hugged each other tightly*

Aiden: I also invited someone if you’re curious

Jasmine: *pulls back* oh really? Who is it?

Aiden: Sophiea and Tyler

Jasmine: *her happiness goes through the roof, hugging him back with a happy squeal*

Aiden: *he chuckles* yep, your bff is coming to Anime Land. Which we agreed on.

*basically the same thing happens with Sophiea and Tyler but too much filler so… CUT TO THE NEXT CHUNK!*
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*as Spring Break starts, they 4 were driving to the airport, meeting each other in the lobby. They went for Burger King for a little bit of food before going into a plane. Aiden and Tyler were sat in their own row, whilst Sophiea and Jasmine sat in their own row. One was watching a movie, both praising criticising over it. One fan girling about their favourite Anime*

Sophiea: Anime Land is gonna be so amazing Jas, I just wanna get my hands on some Big Anime Eyes plushies.

Jasmine: I know Soph, I just wanna get my hands on the Isekai plush.

Sophiea: oh my gosh you and your “Isekai”. It sounds like you want to marry her.

Jasmine: *she faintly blushes* bruv, you can’t be talking. Since you wanna marry. Oh, what’s her name? Miku?

Sophiea: *her face goes full red* don’t you dare mention my Miku like that!

Jasmine: oh yeah? I was curious why your hairstyle looks like Miku’s. But I can’t be talking since I have the same hairstyle as Isekai…

Sophiea: well let’s both just agree that we wanna marry in our favourite anime character. And definitely want to cosplay as them

Jasmine: *she froze* how did you know?

Sophiea: because I have the Miku outfit, 100% accurate, 100% tight… wait you’re not-

Jasmine: *she takes out her jumper, revealing her to have the upper body of Isekai*
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*Aiden and Tyler were watching the Minecraft Movie, both chuckling over the meme lines*

Aiden: *he chuckles* They’re the Villagers

Tyler: *he chuckles* They love crushing loaf

*they both looked at their respective wives, both basically fangirling over Miku and Isekai respectively, they looked back at each other*

Aiden and Tyler: Women, hahaha.

*after a long sleep, they were woken up to know that they’ve landed at the Tokyo Haneda airport. After some time, they settled into a hotel close by Akihabara*

Aiden: honey, I’m aware of your Isekai cosplay

Tyler: and I’m aware of your Miku cosplay

*Sophiea and Jasmine were both aware that their cosplay is obviously noticeable*

Sophiea: oh yeah? What about the character called Deku?

Jasmine: and what about the character called Luffy?

*Aiden and Tyler sighed before revealing their cosplay as their favourite character*

Aiden: I’m surprised how you know that so well

Sophiea: oh Aiden we all know that you were cosplaying like us

Tyler: yeah bro

Aiden: wait YOU TOO?

*All Tyler, Sophiea and Jasmine laughed at Aiden’s surprised outburst*

Jasmine: I can’t resist your silliness

*Jasmine hugged Aiden to the bed, looking like Isekai is hugging Luffy on the bed. Tyler and Sophiea looked at each other*

Tyler: don’t do it to me…

*Sophiea smirked and immediately hugged him to the bed, looking like Miku is hugging Deku on the bed*
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*hours later, on midnight. Jasmine suddenly woke up in fear, breathing heavily. She looks at Aiden, still asleep and still hugging*

Jasmine: …A-Aiden?

Aiden: *he stirs until wakes up groggily* hmm, what’s up?

Jasmine: I thought I lost my Isekai

Aiden: *he looked in disappointment* and you woke me up for that?

*Jasmine realised it was pointless, looking down sadly and nodded. Her sadness was triggering Aiden’s protectiveness, hugging him very protectively*

Aiden: aww, I can’t stay mad at you. Your love for Isekai is through the roof

Jasmine: *she stifled a tiny giggle* that’s true. Just promise me when you go to one of the stores in Anime Land. Get me the limited Isekai plushie

Aiden: mhm, I’ll be sure to get that

Jasmine: …maybe a Mt Lady plushie

Aiden: Mt Lady? I thought you weren’t into MHA

Jasmine: well, you are. I heard you also like that character for specific reasons.

Aiden: *he blushes softly* don’t mention her like that, she’s a powerful respectful woman.

Jasmine: so am I. You did marry me because I look like her remember?

Aiden: *he looked away* damn it you’re right.

Jasmine: I wonder how much you like Mt Lady

Aiden: …why so?

Jasmine: just wanna test this out *she tapped a button on her chest, forming her Isekai cosplay into a Mt Lady cosplay*

Aiden: *he froze, hypnotised by what he sees* I will let you do the most controlling thing ever. You own me forever.

Jasmine: *she shook his head* snap out of it

Aiden: *he regained consciousness, looking away from embarrassment* you didn’t hear that did you?

Jasmine: I’ll just say no

*Aiden shrugged it off and starts to sleep again, Jasmine smirked at his sleep before sleeping again. Seems like life was going good, for now*
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That’s it!
Chapter 1 & 2 links are below here

1: imgflip.com/i/9gghw0
2: imgflip.com/i/9h3yvp
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