YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh-oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi! We black out. Wake up in a sewer, surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means, FISH! The stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare-handed, bare... naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat in in an all-out brawl. We ride it to a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh, I think so! Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated into Jesus Christ! I turn into a jet, fly into the sun. Black out. Wake up, do a bump, white out (which I didn't know you could do). Then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. UH-OH! Looks like the meth is kicking in! [various strange noises]