:D

in laymens terms; no

I am part Asian, Imma eat that

i'm kidding, but if you do eat him, suddenly the /j disappears

Why do you even like paw patrol anyway, you're not a child

let me tell you a little story
my mom when she was pregnant with me was a dog groomer(the job where you clean up a dog), and apparently the fur got into my system or something, and went into my brain, which basically influenced my intense love(not dirty) for dogs, and shows that have dogs, same with wolves, foxes, all canine species
so uh yeah, that's why

That's not scientifically possible, buddy

(funny ass picture)
Lots of metaphors were used, which is short for I was exposed to dogs a lot in my very youth

Aight

"are you sure?"

EW, not that guy again, i hate marshall

why

cuz i hate paw patrol, siblings watch it all the time, and the theme song is always stuck in my head

bruh

yeah, plus my brother has a paw patrol body pillow, he emotionally scarred me one night last year

what did he do

it was bad, just pure badness, and i saw white all over the bed

okay i think he's a little insane

yeah he is, that's why he watches and simps for aphmau

yeah my brother's weird