Get real

piss

Oh hell nah, not unless I'm in the desert and stranded

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure

(Can't find the og image)

Liiike, juiec?

Yeah

watre

I don't like drinking water when my mouth is dry cuz there's no molecular barrier between my throat and the water then

Whereas milk, there's fats and other stuff

Sprite, flavorings and carbon dioxide

Gatorade, flavorings and sodium

g-fuel user
/j

so you just want tasty water pretty much

No, just water with mild viscosity

mineral water

I need ts

fart spray

NO

Your cum

Girls can still spawn in semen through the vachina

Squirt / "natural lube" exists

cum

💀☀️

Drink f**king water bro

I can but it hurts my throat when my mouth is dry for some reason

"I don't like the taste of water, I only drink prime" headass 💔🥀

No I just want water with viscosity

Cuz otherwise when my mouth is dry there's like no molecular barrier between my throat and the water

Put MiraLax in it, you'll shit your whole ass out but it'll get thick

Eugh no thanks

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