This is true

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!

*crowd goes wild*

I... am Steve.

I posted this in a community once and I'll post this again: I’ma get that FLINT AND STEEL and that TNT then go to a Snow White screening and explode it then WATER BUCKET RELEASE to cushion my fall then finally unleash a CHICKEN JOCKEY and say I AM STEVE and leave using an ENDER PEARL after that I’ll tell Disney that a roast is COMING IN HOT then I’ll roast them to a LA-LA-LA LAVA CHI-CHI-CHI CHICKEN. (I added this part) Then send Disney to THE NETHER.

Of course I'm not doing this but it would be hilarious if this happened