About 7 hours ago, I came across an internet post containing a nude woman. I was alone at my house, so I decided to pull down my pants and start masturbating, as one does. As I reached climax, something felt... different. The sheer power of he orgasm was unlike anything I have ever experienced, shooting nearly 3 feet into the air as I lie on my back. However, it never stopped. It just kept going. And going. The sheer intensity of it is unrelenting, and my bulbospongiosus muscle has seemingly become immune to the fatigue of repeated use. I have drank about 10 gallons of water since this started, trying to keep up with the sheer amount of fluids being released at a near constant rate. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I have resorted to going outside as I had already clogged the bathtub drain with the viscous liquid, and I am now at risk of being seen in this horrible state. I am too embarrassed to go to a doctor as everytime I put on a new pair of pants they quickly become soiled and it looks as though I have wet myself. Not to mention the fact that my p**is is at a constant state of being completely erect. As I type this I am once again getting low on fluids, so I must rehydrate soon. Someone please tell me what is going on and how I can shut this thing off!
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