THE VIRGIN MODERN PLAYSTATION FAN; THE CHAD OG PLAYSTATION FAN; HATES ON XBOX AND NINTENDO BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD; PROBABLY OWNS A GAMECUBE AND XBOX 360; GLAZES OVER A PS5 PRO MORE THAN HIS WAIFU; GLAZING OVER HIS WINNIE THE POOH DVD MORE THAN THE FINAL FANTASY XI TRAILER; EXCLUSIVES ARE NORMALLY BULLSHIT EXCEPT FOR SPIDER MAN AND ASTRO BOT; BASICALLY SHARES EXCLUSIVES WITH SEGA SATURN AND DOESN’T CARE BECAUSE IT’S FLOPPING HARD