cross eyed spongebob

Your mother

there was also this cancer thing that’s a close second

Bro.

Yes

When I was 8, I was going tubing, unfortunately the tube flipped, I was underwater, I had a life jacket but it was deflated, and the raft was holding me underwater

Oh cool

NOT COOL DUDE

WHAT THE FUСK IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN

IM GONNA BROWN

When my mom had to rush my dad to the hospital in the middle of the night

Why???

Apendix ruptured, it wasnt a big deal i was just a lot younger when it happened

Okay, thank for the announcement template btw

Ofccc

when i broke my wrist and it was like, an inch above where it should be on my arm

Oof

when i was 7, somebody told me to wait in the attraction and i didn't understand him so i walked and my left leg caught on the attraction's pieces and pulled me in. then i lost one of my toes

Damn.

when i had this crazy ass cut on my hand last may
had to get stitches