"They LOVE crushing l o a f." - Jack Black, 2025

Haven't seen it yet
Is it any good?

It's better than I thought it'd be. It's a good movie if you forget the source material.

Ohh alr
I honestly thought they could've used a buffer person with the gold block thing-

I have a few notes (There is a distinct LACK of ender dragon, yet elytra are present), but no major complaints.

so, a metric ton is 2204.62 pounds, ja? Theoretically, a minecraft gold block weighs about roughly 19.3 metric tons and 42,593 pounds. But he can fit a stack of 64 in one slot. So in one slot, Steve can carry 1 235.2 metric tons or roughly 2723149.86 pounds. But he has 36 slots total. So that makes 44,479.2 metric tons in his inventory, or, 98059850.52 pounds. IN HIS POCKET! But yet he can also be in a full set of armor (in this scenario, the hypothetical heaviest, netherite). Now, a single netherite ingot is 39921.31 pounds. For a helmet, 5 ingots or 199606.55 pounds for the helmet. Now, for the chestplate, 8 ingots or 319370.48 pounds. So theres 518977.03 pounds so far. Now, the leggings are 7 ingots, or 279449.17 pounds. So theres 798426.2 extra pounds. And now the boots are 4 ingots, or 159685.24 pounds. SO THAT MEANS HES ALSO CARRYING 958111.44 POUNDS ON HIM! SO THIS BO IS CARRYING
99017961.96 POUNDS AKA 44913.7920380062 METRIC TONS!!!! OH AND HE CAN ALSO CARRY A TOTEM OF UNDYING WHICH IS PURE GOLD!!!! WHICH IS 43102.82 POUNDS SO THAT ADDED TO IT IS 202788.06 POUNDS OR OVER 50,000 METRIC TONS!!!!

Also, every single steak or food item that Steve cooks is 100% burnt.

So, sponge blocks can hold up to 135 blocks of water, right? Each water block weighs about 1 ton, give or take. A single sponge can weigh up to 297624.054 pounds when full. This sponge is now 6 times denser than osmium. You can then place this sponge in a furnace to dry it. In 15 seconds. The heat capacity of water is 4,169 (nice) joules. To heat this water to dry it would take 45 GIGAJOULES OF ENERGY( Or 3 billion watts.) That is more than 3 nuclear reactors.

His steaks are cooked for the exact same time. over the exact same source. They are not well done, they are not congratulations, they are a standing ovation.

YES