Hark! Cease thine incessant prattle, for thy username is naught but a jest of folly, as art thou. Desist from thy ribald jests concerning the unseemly act with yon SpongeBob, a mere sponge upon a twain-dimensional plane, existing at a scale most minute. Verily, 'tis impossible to engage in such carnal pursuits with him, thou doltish knave! I hold thee in disdain!
